condensed soup isn’t so bad with enough hot sauce

Florida cops kill bystander, but charge suspect they were trying to shoot with her murder

cops have one of the least dangerous jobs in the country

letterstomycountry:

hipsterlibertarian:

setbabiesonfire:

cyclivist:

Deputy who killed former Napster COO after drifting into the bike lane while distracted by his laptop will not face charges because he was answering a work-related email.

OH OKAY.

I accidentally killed someone, you guys, but I was just doing research for an article I’m writing, so that makes it ok. That’s how it works, right?

LTMC: Meanwhile, 16-year olds get prosecuted for manslaughter for texting while driving.  But don’t worry, police don’t get special treatment.

letterstomycountry:

hipsterlibertarian:

setbabiesonfire:

cyclivist:

Deputy who killed former Napster COO after drifting into the bike lane while distracted by his laptop will not face charges because he was answering a work-related email.

OH OKAY.

I accidentally killed someone, you guys, but I was just doing research for an article I’m writing, so that makes it ok. That’s how it works, right?

LTMC: Meanwhile, 16-year olds get prosecuted for manslaughter for texting while driving.  But don’t worry, police don’t get special treatment.

(via vivianvivisection)

dude get over it you’re bad attitude is keeping you from making enough money to pay rent you dumb baby

(Source: b0omhauer, via vivianvivisection)

besturlonhere:

voidbabe:

besturlonhere:

besturlonhere:

exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military 

It is a non-lethal green laser that dazzles the target so their ability to shoot or fight back is greatly reduced because they cannot look at the source of the light. 

isn’t this a war crime

close but not quite!!! this only "dazzles" the person who sees it
the red cross protocol on blinding laser weapons only bans the use of lasers that will blind someone forever

It is prohibited to employ laser weapons specifically designed, as their sole combat function or as one of their combat functions, to cause permanent blindness to unenhanced vision, that is to the naked eye or to the eye with corrective eyesight devices. The High Contracting Parties shall not transfer such weapons to any State or non-State entity.

it doesnt say if the united states is a signatory to this but even if we are we obviously dont care

besturlonhere:

voidbabe:

besturlonhere:

besturlonhere:

exciting news: you will now be blinded immediately before being killed by the united states military 

It is a non-lethal green laser that dazzles the target so their ability to shoot or fight back is greatly reduced because they cannot look at the source of the light. 

isn’t this a war crime

close but not quite!!! this only "dazzles" the person who sees it

the red cross protocol on blinding laser weapons only bans the use of lasers that will blind someone forever

It is prohibited to employ laser weapons specifically designed, as their sole combat function or as one of their combat functions, to cause permanent blindness to unenhanced vision, that is to the naked eye or to the eye with corrective eyesight devices. The High Contracting Parties shall not transfer such weapons to any State or non-State entity.

it doesnt say if the united states is a signatory to this but even if we are we obviously dont care

(via em-al-dood)

dude get over it

why can’t I sleep